Hot Off the Press

Due to COVID-19, the 2020 Census will now be completed using existing NSA surveillance.

08/05/2020

Shock as Biden Removes Mask During a Democratic Debate

07/26/2020

Facebook will now automatically select your reaction to a post.

07/19/2020

Paul and Mary Replaced with Biden and Hillary in The Great British Baking Show

07/12/2020

McDonalds' Ball Pit Found to be Origin of COVID-19

07/11/2020

Wheel of Fortune Made More Inclusive

07/05/2020

Statue of Liberty Re-sculpted with Karl Marx's head.

07/04/2020

In wake of cancel culture, Jeopardy allows contestants to give what they feel should be the answer.

07/04/2020

Andy and Barney Replaced with Social Workers in an Upcoming Andy Griffith Show Reboot

07/03/2020